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Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.
--Baron Justus von Liebig (1803-1873) German chemist
Listen, fellow rioters. I do. NOT. CARE. what brand SHOES your GODDAMN heroine is wearing. No. Sorry. It's been done. Jimmy Choo? Manuelo Blonkolos or whatever? This tells me the woman needs to get some priorities straight. She's bought into the whole "this label makes this teeny bit of leather worth $300" mindset and she's been ripped off.
Period.
If she's wearing sandals in a snowstorm, yeah, it's relevant. If she's got on spike heels while trying to lead a normal life. Okay. Both cases, she's stumbling into the TSTW(alk) category, but I might give her a chance. If she starts daydreaming at any length about over-priced shoes at any point in the book, unless it has to do with how comfortable or uncomfortable her feet are, I will put the book down. I'm seeing heroines who veer way close to Paris Hilton priorities. Iffen that does't scare the bejesus outta you, then this conversation's over.
Give the brand names a rest. This goes double for Kate Spade. Damn woman's taken my name.
Thank you.
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**Kind of like one of those Keats odes, only different.
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update: but see, this blog is good. It treats the whole issue with a religious respectful goofiness that's bizarro ORIGINAL. See? it's not a copy of style -- it is style. Not because of the shoes it wears, but how it wears the shoes. (It wears lots of shoes.) If that Manolo was the Blahnkinwhatsit designer, I'd consider investing in some of that footwear.
I'm laughing here because I just had the same thought today (as I was mowing the lawn, lol) Like - how come every romance heroine has name brand shoes...and I don't?
I think in the interest of fairness, I should point out that I have big feet and have often envied women who could wear strappy high heels and not look like cross dressers.
Charlene only if she paid 300 for 'em..and at least the woman can get around in them, right?
I'm not sure the difference between Prada slides and Monolo slides conjures different images in Jane Average's mind. If I'm Jane Average it doesn't
. But it won't turn me all the way off if I like her for other things.
I wear sandals every day and my idea of a 'label' for a shoe is Easy Spirit. When writing Key of Sea, I asked tons of friends for brand names that weren't Jimmy Choo and Manalo Blahnik. LOLOL I think when I did the final draft, I removed whatever brand name I'd put in and left it at $200 heeled sandals or something like that because I've gotten bored with brand names, too!